seperis:

aconitvms:

orikomi:

queensimia:

rewritethis-story:

santagivemeapony:

queenofsabah:

askragtatter:

discoverynews:

micdotcom:

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

?????????????

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

me gonna try it

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

I use it for anxiety attacks.  It works and I say this as someone who thought it was bullshit.  I now have a timer at work set to one minute twenty seconds to do this exercise.

(Source: mic.com, via thatfunnyguy)

fightyspidey:

crazy-pages:

daja-the-hypnokitten:

onemillionspiders:

acesapphic:

Ready for a long ace-centric metaphor about sex? 

Alright, so. Coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I have no desire to drink coffee. I find people who enthusiastically go on about the flavor differences of lattes, espressos, and french press brews, both amusing and mildly baffling. All the coffee ads. Coffee jokes. Bustling coffee shops. To me, all coffee is similarly bitter and unpleasant. I have been through so many “Try this, it’s sweet! You can’t even taste the coffee!”  Alas, I always can. And I’m  sensitive to caffeine anyway. So, I don’t really think about drinking it when I wake up or am tired.

 Yet I love the smell of coffee. I love the idea of coffee. The feeling of a warm cup taking the chill from my fingers, the cozy ritual of having a drink and chat. I might try someone’s coffee. If they ask, if I want to please them and share in something they enjoy. I am also perfectly capable of learning the preferences of those I care about and creating a cup for their pleasure. 

But I don’t want coffee, generally speaking. I will probably make a face after trying their coffee and wash the taste out with something else. They may rush to reassure me that it is an acquired taste. And I’ll have to reply that it’s a taste I don’t particularly care about acquiring in the way they did. ‘Drink it till you like it’ will never work for me.

 But that doesn’t mean I am against coffee or think people shouldn’t drink it. Doesn’t mean I’ve taken a vow to never drink any. And sure, maybe if you get one of those sugar and whipped cream disasters, more of a warm milkshake than a cup of coffee, I’ll probably be happier sipping it with you. But honestly? I’d rather smell someone else’s coffee and not be expected to drink it. I’d really rather have the heat and sweetness of my hot cocoa. 

I love this

The best part is it works for ALLLL the ace spectrum! Maybe you like one specific type of coffee on rare occasions! Maybe you enjoy coffee when you’re sharing the drink with someone! Maybe you can’t even stand the smell of coffee!

This needs to be on my blog.

This is it exactly oh my god.

@squeaky-floorboards

(via batmansymbol)

Anger…

bigtransmoods:

So I have a lot of anger towards myself for being transgender. I don’t know why but there is that part of me that just wants to punch walls and scream because I’m not a cis man. I feel like no matter how many binders I put on, no matter how many injections, no matter how many surgeries I’ll never pass. 

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

(via all-these-ratchet-hoes)

underratedcharactersimagines:

The Joker being jealous that you’re not paying attention to him would include :

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Originally posted by horsesaround

(Woooo more prompts! Woooo The Joker! Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)

-Him getting more than upset to see you searching and reading up on Bruce Wayne and his actions, jealous that you care more about what he did rather than himself and just having to take your phone or computer away and tell you to look at him

-Him always having to add a little something to his crimes to make you realize that he’s referring to you and how he misses you, wanting you to get a good look at it before he gets back home to you

-Him trying to annoy you into looking over at him, more than often inching closer and closer to you until his nose bumps into you and just staring at you until you acknowledge him

-Him suddenly raising his tone as he explains to his associates or as he talks to himself about what crazy thing he’s about to do, hoping you’d catch onto and would finally come over to him

-Him purposely messing around with his weapons more dangerously and being loud about it, wanting you to come in and get it out of his hands

-Him purposely acting like his injuries hurt him more than it should and even screaming out loud just wanting you to comfort him and hold him before you have to tend to him

-Him being clingier than usual, suddenly proudly holding your waist or pulling you into his lap as he feels like, just wanting to brag that you belong to him

-Him interrupting your conversation and just trying to scare them away from you, purposely intimidating them and asking things to catch them off guard, only stopping once you’d seem to ignore him more

-Him teasing you and pulling your hand to feel up his crotch just to get you to realize how badly he needs you, only to huff when you’d pull away and keep talking to them

-Him just having to cup your cheeks and make you look at him as he asks you to remind him who do you belong to, needing to hear those words come out of you, only to end up forgiving you as he kisses you hard

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